A is for Aldebaran whiskey. It's green!
B is for Betelgeusian skin. It's blue-ish!
C is for Cardassian Canar. It's gross and syrupy.
D is for Denobulan smiles. They're stretchy!
E is for Emergency Medical Hologram.
F is for Finnegan's dirty practical jokes. They're naughty!
G is for Gamma Trianguli VI.
H is for Hasperat, a Bajoran burrito with a really spicy kick.
I is for Iridium patches. Apparently Klingon security do not notice them.