Re: Angst-Ridden Dating Rant #17
Well, if you insist on a fedora, you might as well also get a trenchcoat and old-fashioned Zippo flip-up lighter so you can emulate this guy. It's a lot of fun posing under a streetlamp to light a cigarette.
Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard: For duty and humanity! --Men in Black (1934)