Re: Angst-Ridden Dating Rant #17
Well, if you insist on a fedora, you might as well also get a trenchcoat and old-fashioned Zippo flip-up lighter so you can emulate this guy. It's a lot of fun posing under a streetlamp to light a cigarette.
Curly: Moe, Larry, the cheese! Moe, Larry, the cheese! (Horses Collars, 1935)