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Old November 3 2013, 05:01 AM   #12
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Re: ENT Caption Competition #94: Intense Looks All Around

Tucker: Look, Hoshi, between you and me we never saw Porthos go into the transporter room, OK?

Archer: Look, you green-blooded, inhuman -- oh. Sorry, Travis.
Mayweather ..uh?
Archer: That was racist of me. I apologize.
Mayweather: Thanks? I guess? Wait, why are you apologizing to me and not the Subcommander?
Archer: Because you're bl- aahhh, of color.
T'Pol: I'm so glad the High Command volunteered me for this mission.
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