Look, Hoshi, between you and me we never saw Porthos go into the transporter room, OK?
: Look, you green-blooded, inhuman -- oh. Sorry, Travis.
: That was racist of me. I apologize.
: Thanks? I guess? Wait, why are you apologizing to me and not the Subcommander?
: Because you're bl- aahhh, of color.
I'm so glad the High Command volunteered me for this mission.