From TNG: Justice
"And I welcome this huge one."
"... about this thick, this long."
I'm a big defender of Season 1 TNG, but there are so many attempts at trying to say: "Look at how advanced we are with all these tongue and cheek sex jokes!"
It's the same as the first two seasons of ENT. They decided people would rather turn in for a half naked Jolene Blalock instead of decent writing.