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Old November 1 2013, 08:32 PM   #9
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Re: Caption Contest 115: Voyager Problems

Janeway: the pressure is too much....i need to squeeze this stress toy
Chakotay: that's not a stress toy

EMH: It's been a long road.....getting from there to here

Chakotay: i can hardly see
Neelix: that's nothing...i'm currently defecating....look, some of it is dripping down my trouser leg

Q: and what would you like for christmas, young lady
Harry: Q, you said i'd be next

EMH: and this is where we keep Chakotay's balls
Kes: my god, that explains it
What happens after we die? Frederick emails to say he has four children. He is the proud father of a new baby boy, Joshua, and his daughter, Susan, five, has just started school. And he thinks after death.......there is nothing!
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