CHAKOTAY: So...come here often?
DOCTOR: I've programmed a new medical assistant for myself, to help out with the routine medical issues and argue with Lt Paris. I call him, Mini-me.
CHAKOTAY: So that's what happens when you do it with a Bolian.
GARRETT WANG: How can the Trekkie girls like you better than me? You were in what, twelve episodes total?
JOHN DE LANCIE: I put effort into my character.
GARRETT WANG: What does that have to do with anything?
KES: You tried to microwave the Caretaker?
DOCTOR: I added cooking subroutines to my program to win an argument with Neelix. They're a work in progress.