TFTW Ghost of Tuvix
Chak: You want a tattoo just like mine? First, fall asleep in a sweat lodge and wake up with a bunch of penises on your forehead.
Neelix: The doctor says my body's rejecting my suit.
Q: When you're omnipotent you can make socks with sandals hip.
EMH: Dammit! No matter what I try I can't reverse engineer Hot Pockets! The ingredients just aren't found in this galaxy.
Kes: I'll inform the captain.