``Captain, is that an ethnic joke you're doing?''
``So, long story short, I guess we both picked the wrong week to fall in the French fry grease.''
``… and you'll be whisked away from Los Angeles to the fabulous Delta Quadrant for a seven-year, six-summer-break tour --- part of a fabulous Showcase package that can be yours
but only if
The Price Is Right!''
``This is why we were supposed to clean out the fridge before leaving the Alpha Quadrant!''