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Old October 28 2013, 06:01 AM   #21
Lance
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Re: Who was a better counselor, Troi or Guinan?

Makarov wrote: View Post
Guinan seems to make people feel bad a lot of the time.

- beats worf at that phaser game while telling him he doesn't laugh enough
- pisses Riker off "Maybe you haven't heard. I tried to kill him yesterday!";
- tells Geordie to get a life in Galaxy's Child
- tells Yasha Yar she's supposed to be dead
- tells Picard that Tasha Yar's romulan kid in Redemption part 2 is his fault
Not to mention the following exchange, from GENERATIONS:

Picard: So I thought, you know, you might know something about the Nexus that can help us....

Guinan: That's some bad shit right there, Jean Luc. Some REAL bad shit. You don't wanna go in that Nexus thing. You'll never want to leave.

Picard: Well I don't know, I might be okay if I just....

Guinan: It's crack, captain. You hear me boy? The Nexus is crack cocaine. Jesus, do I need to spell this out to you?! You're gonna be in BIG trouble if you go near it. Trust me on this one.

Picard: What about the native life-forms on Veridian III?

Guinan: What about them?!

Picard: Well, I just don't think....

Guinan: Crack cocaine, Jean Luc. Just say NO.
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