Picard: Oh come on, my speech wasn't THAT long...
[SIZE=2] K'Ehleyr[/SIZE]: Guinan, you still attracted to bald men?
Crusher: This piece of metal is pregnant!
Stewart: Dangit, I said I was doing A Christmas Carol as a One Man show!
Riker: Okay, so I don't know how to use the tricorder either. We should've brought Data or Geordi too.