The baldness isn't the problem - it's the baldness combined with the hunch-backed, crazed-monkey jumping that was the problem.
That is the most nonsensical association I've seen on this on this board in some time, and that's saying something. It's as sensless as saying "The red fedora isn't the problem - it's the red fedora combined
with the hunch-backed, crazed-monkey jumping that was the problem."
I'm sorry you feel that way, but I don't really care. Some people just can't pull off wearing a red fedora. Some things just don't go
together - like bologna and filet mignon, or bald and
monkey-toddler behavior, or you and your red fedora.