Re: Movie Caption Contest #238: Tension
"The unshaven look just isn't working for you Captain, if you want to adopt a rediculous and silly "bad boy" look, try wearing a lame black shirt and a displaying a snotty ass attitude."
"But that sounds so pathetic."
"Correct, no Captain of the Enterprise would ever sink that low."
"Well, it worked for Archer."
"I've eaten breakfast cereals tougher than you! For reference, they were the ones with little marshmellows in them."