"You're probably wondering why I assembled you all here today, you see over the years each of you has done something mean to me ....
Doors clang shut and poison gas is released.
" ... revenge is a dish best served cold."
"The unshaven look just isn't working for you Captain, if you want to adopt a rediculous and silly "bad boy" look, try wearing a lame black shirt and a displaying a snotty ass attitude."
"But that sounds so pathetic."
"Correct, no Captain of the Enterprise would ever sink that low."