A shirt with one of my favourite mathematical conundrums on it
And my 'fat pants' pair of jeans.
I do need to update my wardrobe one day. It's hard to commit to fine clothing though when you're not sure whether your mass is going to increase, decrease or stay the same.
Has anyone else ever had to deal with this problem? I don't want to spend $500 and then discover that my body's changed shape in six months.