Yeah, I was recalling it from memory. I've not read the source nor seen the episode in over 20 years.
"Picky, picky, picky." --Pat Paulsen
More from Paulsen:
"All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian."
"I don’t want to say too much about illegal immigration. I’m afraid my views will be reported on the Cinco O’Clock News."
"Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business."