I was just perusing a completely unrelated site, where someone was asking how to deal with an intrusive ex.
Several people replied "baseball bat."
On other threads, people ask "How can I make money?"
People reply "Sell your body."
Other times, people ask "How do I cope with a demanding boss?"
"Tell him to take this job and shove it."
"Should I use nonlethal bean bags in my security work?"
"No, if you have any reason at all to aim a gun at someone, blow them away."
I think these helpful sixth graders do the internet a great service.