"Have you or a loved one been injured or killed on a starfleet mission? Have you been suffering from ill effects of alien ailments? If so you may be entitled to compensation. Open Hailing frequencies to the law offices of Sam Cogly, attorneys at law. Millions of credits have been already awarded to victims of starfleet and federation negligence. You may have a claim in a settlement. If you or a loved one believe that they qualify, enter subspace frequency 98.8. Thats subspace frequency 98.8 . Hail now. "