ARCHER: So I just saw the ending to this 21st century TV show Breaking Bad. Can you believe...
T'POL: SHUT UP I'M ONLY IN SEASON TWO!
REED: You know Captain, I don't think that tree funeral dance is a real thing. I think they're just messing with you.
ARCHER: You're right. I wonder how many hits the video got.
HOSHI: Sorry Phlox! That was meant as a friendly punch, I had no idea that's where your genitals are!
ARCHER: Those future people are always bugging us, we need a way to get back at them.
TRIP: I know! Let's write a bunch of history books where I die. That'll really mess with the future people!
T'POL: Come on, nobody would ever fall for that.