That photoshop winner was inspired.
RIKER: Touch it. Go on, touch it.
PICARD: I don't want to.
RIKER: Yes you do. Everyone does. Go on, touch my chest.
Q: Well, I can tell you're a bachelor from the interior decor, but the Mickey Mouse pyjamas tell me why.
GEORDI: No, I ordered a medium, half-caf, no-foam, skinny, vanilla soy latte. This is clearly a medium, half-caf, no-foam, full fat
, vanilla soy latte. Please make it again.
ROMULAN CAPTAIN (muttering): Jesus! All I want is a single espresso to go.
RIKER (thinking): Shit! I forgot the safety word!
TROI: Not now darling, I have a headache.
WORF: Funny how quick they come on, isn't it?