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Old September 30 2013, 06:08 AM   #6
Triskelion
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Re: TNG Caption This! 329: Titan Dune

TFTW Leadhead!

How can breath violate the Prime Directive?
Please Number One. Don't make me set the auto-destruct.




Picard: Please get off the duvet!
Q: Who are you, Empress Joséphine de Beauharnais?? Oh, have I snapped myself into the Chateau de Malmaison again by mistake? It's called a blanket!




Computer: List all the girls who turned you down last week.
Geordi: Oh, that's easy!
Computer: In order of contempt.
Geordi: @#$%




Riker: Is that an electric razor?
Ferengi: Move and the beard gets it!




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