How can breath violate the Prime Directive?
Please Number One. Don't make me set the auto-destruct.
Picard: Please get off the duvet!
Q: Who are you, Empress Joséphine de Beauharnais?? Oh, have I snapped myself into the Chateau de Malmaison
again by mistake? It's called a blanket!
Computer: List all the girls who turned you down last week.
Geordi: Oh, that's easy!
Computer: In order of contempt.
Riker: Is that an electric razor?
Ferengi: Move and the beard gets it!
Commander Riker wears flip flops in the shower.