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Old September 30 2013, 04:17 AM   #7
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #278: A Caption of Armageddon

Thanks for the win! Though I was sure I'd aced it with the Barbara Eden gag. Oh well.

EMINIAN LACKEY: There's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

UHURA: Actually, General Order 24 specifies broadcasting The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins at the planet 24/7, but the result is the same.

Spock's mind meld with the sapient Andorian Cottage Cheese delegation ended in tragedy when a misunderstanding led to the Ambassador being served atop a spinach and walnut salad.

KIRK: Whadda ya know, not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place.

ANAN 7: See? Our fog does rival your San Francisco's!

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EMINIAN LACKEY: There's no way I can repel the attack from Vendikar without more quarters!
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