Riker: Captain, I'd be happy to be your wingman on this trip to Risa.
Picard: Dear GOD no, Number One!
Q: Sleeping alone again, Jean-Luc?
Geordi: (under the covers) Wrong room, Q.
La Forge: Hey, Captioners! I'm tired of these Geordi can't get a date gags on me! How about something new?
Romulans: How about some "They're behind me, aren't they?" gags instead?
Riker: (thinking) Overpowered by a Ferengi. Again. I'll NEVER live this down.
Sirtis had a less than positive reaction to the suggestion of a Worf/Troi romance.