"Hoshi keeps looking at me!"
"Enough! How would you both like a time-out!"
"I'm...afraid I'm not reading your body language very well, sir. Are you meditating? Or are your hemorrhoids acting up again?"
"Hey, T'Pol, we've decided to honor you with an esteemed Earth tradition. From now on, you are the official 'Butt of All Jokes' on this ship!"