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Old September 27 2013, 07:39 PM   #172
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Re: JD's Comic Book Thread

imagine you're married to a beautiful and intelligent woman.

Then you fake her death, and commit her to a mental asylum so that you can marry someone half her age.

...But you still expect conjugal visits and foot rubs from your starter wife in the straight jacket.

(She has to use her feet to give you your foot rubs?)
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