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Old September 27 2013, 02:31 AM   #3816
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"Wild turkey eats part of grown man in brutal pecking and gulping attack - censored footage at 11! Parents advised to not let smaller children view.

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Knowing some of the bizarre, oddball things that have happened in this area and region through history, I'd never put it past anything involving a wild animal and a human who happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

And yes, I know that didn't sound right.
"Human instinct is pretty strong. You can't expect us to change overnight."

-Jonathan Archer, 2151
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