^But...but...fantasizing about shagging myself is boring.
Clearly, you are not trying hard enough.
Well, I did have a dream once that involved a blow job in which I was both the man and the woman at the same time. That definitely wasn't boring.
I don't know if other ladies here ever dream that they are men, but I do every so often. I wonder what it means that whenever I dream I am a man I have a huge penis. And I mean huge
Like a baguette.
Anyway, back to clothes...