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Old September 24 2013, 04:48 PM   #137
Locutus of Bored
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Re: Dexter - The Final Season (Spoiler Discussion)

Borgminister wrote: View Post
It sure leaves the door open to the viewer writing their own continuation of the Dexter story...
Since his record is still inexplicably and inexcusably clean, I want to see him branch out into advertising:

Maybe take out rival cleaning product mascots like the sinister serial killer Mr. Clean and the infamous Snuggle, who strangles his victims to death with their own snuggily soft bedsheets.

And if that falls through, maybe he can get a job with the NOAA or the National Weather Service as a stormchaser, since he can apparently survive hurricanes and tornadoes without any protection.
My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
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