: Everyone, just relax and look like you've nothing to hide. I'm sure this is just a routine border contact by the Central Command's forces.
: We're carrying members of the Detapa Council to establish a government-in-exile!
: For an ex-resistance fighter, you don't seem particlarly accomplished at deception.
: We always shot the Cardassians before they got around to asking questions!
A healthy boy! He will make a fine main course.
(off Miles and Keiko suddenly choking)
That was a joke. Klingons NEVER eat the children of their friends.
: You want me to spike the doctor's drink?
: It's a...supplement. Vitamins. The dear doctor needs more minerals in his diet.
..Oh, and I'd like to reserve a holosuite for that same evening.