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Old September 18 2013, 04:48 AM   #1
Rulius
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Looking for this song

Ok back sometime during the late 80s this song (sang to the tune of Venus, the Bananarama version) was on the radio..anyone know if its on the web somewhere?
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He's Scotty

He works on the Enterprise [Scotty: "Engineer Scott here."]
Engineering is his game. [Scotty: "Main engines, full power."]
It should come as no surprise [Scotty: "Prepare for warp drive."]
"Scotty" is his name. [Scotty: "Full speed ahead, sir.]

He's Scotty [Scotty: "Aye, sir?"]
Yeah baby, he's Scotty. [Scotty: "If I do say so myself, the engines are purrin' like a kitten, sir."]
Well, Mars or Venus, phasers fire at his desire
Yeah, he's a pistol with his little dilithium crystal!

Spock has little pointy ears
Sulu never sounds Chinese [Sulu: "Hi there."]
Alien girls love Captain Kirk [Alien Girl: "Please teach me: what is a kiss?"]
Bones has gone berserk! [McCoy: "Dammit, Jim!"]

Well Scotty [Scotty: "Aye, Sir?"]
Yeah baby, where's Scotty? [Scotty: "I'm in the transporter room, Sir. Energizing now."]
Yeah, he's a pistol with his little dilithium crystal
Mars or Venus, phasers fire at his desire!

[Scotty: "I've pushed her all the way, Sir!"]
[Scotty: "I've got an hour of power at the most!"]
[Scotty: "The matter/antimatter reactors are going into overload!"]
[Scotty: "I can't change the laws of physics, Captain!"]

Klingons ready to attack [Uhuru: "Hailing frequencies open, Captain."]
Food supply is running short [McCoy: "Dammit, Jim!"]
Kirk has gotta have warp drive [Chekhov: "Warp factor 2, Keptin."]
Please engine room report! [Scotty: "Engineer Scott, here."]

Well Scotty
Yeah baby, he's Scotty.
Mars or Venus, phasers fire at his desire
Yeah, he's a pistol with his little dilithium crystal!

Scotty was his name!

[Scotty: "Full power, Sir -- let's punch a hole through 'er!"]
[Scotty: "Get down and get funky, Captain."]
[Scotty: "Jam on it, Sir."]
[Scotty: "Aye, Sir!"]
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