O'BRIEN: Huh. Well I guess Bashir did say that the daredevil rescue only had a 0.046% chance of working.
SISKO: Yeah. But I'm used to that meaning it's a sure thing.
O'BRIEN: Okay. Let's scrape him off the hull.
NOG: You want it? They're my baby horns.
DAX: You're kidding right? Ferengi don't have...
NOG: Have you seen any child Ferengi before?
DAX: Oh. Umm...five strips?
Worf confesses his undying love for the ninth Dax host.
GARAK: I'm glad you could meet me here Quark. I have a special mission and you're the only one I trust.
QUARK: stupidhumandoctor.com again?
GARAK: I have some fresh Bashir quotes, and they can never be traced back to me.
ODO: Is Morn...vomiting latinum?
KLINGON: Ha! I win the drinking contest!