A friend who's a real can't throw anything useful away
-type has half a drawer-full of steak-knives, the kind you get by buying something where they throw in not one, but TWO complete(!) sets of free steak-knives
, but absolutely no knives for buttering bread, the other half of that drawer, btw, has forks that came with those 'free' knives...
Today, for her birthday, I bought her a box with four sets of utensils!
The joke is: I bought that boxed set together with her daughter, who did the same thing.