Bashir. He knows how to have fun in holodecks.
Would you rather be in a malfunctioning holodeck with Data, Geordi, O'brien, or B'elanna?
I'll go with Data. I think we would have the best chance of getting the heck out of there.
Would you rather be dared (in a game of Truth or Dare) to pat Picard on his baldness while on the bridge or yank on Janeway's bun in the turbolift? You're a lowly ensign.