Kirk: She said she had to wash her hair...but the next day it was still done up in that braided contraption!
Bones: We're starving and surrounded by predatorial humanoids, Jim. Give your Yeoman fetish a rest!
Scotty: Trouble alert.
Scotty: System failure alert.
Computer: You get a shiver in the dark, it's raining in the park, but meantime:
South of the river, you stop and you hold everything....
Scotty: Dire Straits alert.
Spock: Notify me if it goes to Hanson Alert.
Kirk: You call this a man cave?
Spock: I detect no sign of refreshments, Captain.