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Old September 14 2013, 10:05 PM   #1
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VOY Caption Contest 113: Bad Romance

Hi all,

Everyone submitted such funny captions! It was so hard to select only a few.

Can a VOY mod unsticky the old contest and sticky this one?


The Laughing Vulcan wrote: View Post

Chakotay: "It's the Heimlich maneuver, honest. She's choking on a bit of leola root. The hypospray is just... Nothing to see here. Dismissed!"
Velocity wrote: View Post

EMH: Kim, you are cheating at Twister again and I quit!
Harry: You can't quit now! You know this is the only way I can get women to touch me!
JirinPanthosa wrote: View Post

JANEWAY: This is some good hedgehog pudding, Mr. Suder! But enough eating, we need to find out what happened to Neelix.
Triskelion wrote: View Post

Cow: No, Harry. Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free?
Harry: How much for just two jugs?
bbjeg wrote: View Post

Doctor: I said she's fine Kim, I would know.
Kim: FINE? Does she look fine? She needs to be nurtured, hugged, and stroked.
Seven: If you don't remove that hand off my shoulder, I'm going to assimilate my foot up your ass.

I thought this one was hilarious. Also perfect for Teacake.

JirinPanthosa wrote: View Post

DOCTOR: What did the Captain do to you?
SEVEN: I requested a less revealing uniform.

More images are here for your captioning amusement! This time, the theme for captain...Janeway gets some lovin'...and unwanted attention.

Once there was a grocery man whose name was simply Louie...until the day his store blew up and his produce went kablewie.

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