A is for Alternating warp plasma conduits.
B is for Blinking lights.
C is for Chairs without seatbelts.
D is for Deltan pheremones.
E is for Edosian slugs.
F is for the Followers of Vaal.
G is for Gorn territorial claims.
H is Haakonian metreon cascade.
I is for Instantaneous Warp Travel of the JJPrise.
J is for Jerry-rigging the Jenolen transporter so that Scotty could survive inside the pattern buffer for the next 75 years.
K is for Kelvan paralysis projector
L is for Lateral thrusters.
M is for Mugato venom.
N is for Nanoprobe injection tubules.
O is for Organian Peas Tree T.
P is for Positronic relays.
Q is for quatloos.
R is for Redjac.
S is for Sarek, father of Spock and husband of Amanda.
T is for Tamar of Beta III. He was in violation of the laws of Landru and was severely punished for it.