Hoshi: I could be having a gratifying career teaching.
Travis: I could be on a ship where I get to do something.
T'Pol: I could be on a ship not full of smelly humans.
Trip: I like it here.
Malcolm: I get to blow things up.
Trip: Wow... welcome to the jungle...
T'Pol: The coarseness is a natural evolutionary defense against Vulcan males undergoing pon'farr. Get the clippers.
Trip: Feels like sandpaper... can I change my mind?
Hayes: Mine fell the hardest!
Reed: Mine are the deadest!
Archer: Wow, this chair's more bulky than TNG's original DVD case.