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Old September 10 2013, 12:30 AM   #4
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest 81: Douchey Moves

Quark: "Worf, you forgot your hairbrush."

"I had a dream I was traveling through time. I went back to the Khitomer conference of 2293..."
"That's nonsense."
"Admiral Cartright is correct, that's silly."
"I see your point but- wait, Admiral who?"

"Yes, I can also pick up satellite television."
"I wasn't going to-"
"Come on, lets get them all out in the open. 'Is that Dumbo I see flying past'?"

Kira: "What was that?"
Jadzia: "My hand."
Kira: "No, I thought I heard something."

Quark: "Rule of Acquisition #69; cardigans are nifty"
"I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six."
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