O'Brien: You say want me to beat this level of Angry Birds for you?
Kira: Ok Odo, this is getting really
awkward. If I wanted to make love to myself I wouldn't have invited you here.
Dukat & Damar put on brave faces, trying not to betray the fact that Weyoun has toilet paper trailing behind him.
Bashir: This is the ugliest
bra cup I've ever seen. On what planet did you say this was fashionable?
Following a pay dispute, the cast of DS9 walks out, hired en masse by a cable network for a show called "Mad Men"...