Chakotay: "Back off, I'll kill her, I swear I will."
Tuvok: "You do realize if you
, that makes me Captain?"
Chakotay: "Back off, I'll let her live, I swear I will."
EMH: "... and in the nightmare I was a doctor in the middle of this war at china beach, but it wasn't in china, it was in vietnam, and there was a nurse named McMurphy, and this red headed hooker, and this goofy life guard and I still had no hair
Harry: "Sure Doc, now why don't you just ease away from the warp core?"