Gul Evek: Seriously? You lowered your shields and just let us beam aboard? Are you sure there's no other reasons why you're not an officer?
O'Brien: Worst date night ever.
Nog's first attempts to operate the transporter were less than successful.
Sisko: Happy birthday, Mister O'Brien.
Dax: (over comm) Dax to Sisko, incoming message from starfleet command regarding your questions about "mandatory retirement ages."
Sisko: Uh-oh. Take a message.
O'Brien: I am never going to be your wingman again!
Bashir: It wasn't that bad.
O'Brien: She shot us!
Bashir: At least this time it was on stun!