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Old September 8 2013, 12:44 AM   #28
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Re: Most Attractive Female

Guy Gardener wrote: View Post
It's a trick.

Have you ever used a jello mold?

Anyone in that corset would seem to have her boobs.

Honestly I doubt her boobs were able to full up half the cups they gave her.

40 percent air and we'd still sell our children to see them bouncing around in there like a pea in a whistle.
There's an old clip from a Golden Globes Awards banquet or something, featuring Mickey Rooney at eye-level with Jayne Mansfield's cleavage, which bounces and jiggles on her way to the podium.

Old pro Rooney takes a long look, then turns to the audience and asks, "Who wants to be tall?"

At one point, Jayne upstages him by "almost" losing a dress strap.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G96UmSvpF7M
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