TFTW, Ln X
Miles: So what you're telling me Gul Marset is that I'm too Irish to enter the Cardassian system?
: Then you didn't see the "N.I.N.A." laser billboard as you entered Cardassian space? That damn Ferengi told me it couldn't be missed!
: Alright already, I faked the whole "Time's Child" bull to get you guys to pay attention to me! I admit it! What I didn't expect is just how gullible you two would be!
One Romulan Ale, Two Romulan Ale, Three Romulan Ale, Floor!
: A party? For me? I wasn't expecting this! What's the occasion?
: Miles Edward O'Brien, you are...not the father!
: That's...not something to celebrate!
: It is if that's the only reason I'm still married to your drunk ass.
Vorta in Command of a Troop of Jem'Hadar Soldiers
: Sorry, Doctor, we were aiming for O'Brien!
: Don't worry about it! If you're friends with Miles, this stuff happens to you a lot!