TFTW & New Contest, Captain Kathryn!
You're off to a great start!
Chak: Come one step closer and I'll inject her with this random sperm sample!
Janes: Oh come on now. It can't be any worse than a lizard.
EMH: See Kim, this is how to get a woman to touch you. Threaten her ass with a warp core breach.
Kim: I bow to the master.
Janes: Wow, the only way this could taste better is on top of a big, black -
Janes: - forest upside down cake.
Tom: You're too easy, Harry.
Cow: No, Harry. Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free?
Harry: How much for just two jugs?
Kim: See where my hand is? This is an appropriate touch. An inappropriate touch is where my other hand is.
Seven: How many times does Harry have to remind you, Doctor?
EMH: My bad.