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Old September 7 2013, 07:56 AM   #12
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Re: VOY Caption Contest 112: Restraints, Cows, Kimsanity!

TFTW & New Contest, Captain Kathryn! You're off to a great start!

Chak: Come one step closer and I'll inject her with this random sperm sample!

Janes: Oh come on now. It can't be any worse than a lizard.

EMH: See Kim, this is how to get a woman to touch you. Threaten her ass with a warp core breach.

Kim: I bow to the master.

Janes: Wow, the only way this could taste better is on top of a big, black -

Kim: Captain!

Janes: - forest upside down cake.

Tom: You're too easy, Harry.

Cow: No, Harry. Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free?

Harry: How much for just two jugs?

Kim: See where my hand is? This is an appropriate touch. An inappropriate touch is where my other hand is.

Seven: How many times does Harry have to remind you, Doctor?

EMH: My bad.
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