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Old September 7 2013, 06:29 AM   #42
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #276: Balance of Captions

BoredShipCapt'n, that was Spock's favorite! LOL

Kirk: ...And Jesus held aloft the ax and shouted "Who's with me!" And there was much whooping and tying on of Rambo headbands and spinning of monster truck tires outside the multiplexes that day. So sayeth the gospel of Saint Scorsese. Amen.

All: Amen.

Sulu: How does she get her shave so close?? Bitch.

Attention crew, this is the captain. From now on all male crew will have to pass a bi-weekly sports bra test. See Mister Scott for details. That is all.

Scotty: You dinnae have to make it personal, sir.

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