Kirk: And now to send these two on a dangerious away mission to seal the deal!
Kirk: Scotty, is there a breeze in here?
Scotty: No captain, you forgot your pants again.
Kirk: That would explain why everyone is staring at me.
Kirk: Spock, get your skinny Vulcan butt out of my chair, you're messing up my ass groove!
Sulu: She's pretty but she doesn't have a penis...
Spocky: Excellent, the new recurits from White Guy 7 are doing well on their first day in engineering...