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Old September 7 2013, 12:56 AM   #40
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #276: Balance of Captions

Kirk: And now to send these two on a dangerious away mission to seal the deal!

Kirk: Scotty, is there a breeze in here?
Scotty: No captain, you forgot your pants again.
Kirk: That would explain why everyone is staring at me.

Kirk: Spock, get your skinny Vulcan butt out of my chair, you're messing up my ass groove!

Sulu: She's pretty but she doesn't have a penis...

Spocky: Excellent, the new recurits from White Guy 7 are doing well on their first day in engineering...
Sokath - his eyes uncovered.
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