"Miles O'Brien, you've just won the Cardassian Clearing House Sweepstakes"
"What did I win?"
"7 full Cardassian days of the worst Music 21st century Earth gave history, including so called artists like Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, Lady Ga-Ga, Kesha,etc."
"Kill me now!"
"That's why we call it the Cardassian Clearing House Sweepstakes"
O'BRIEN: On the bright side, this is the least terrible thing that's ever happened to me..
OS Hears the snap of Rubber gloves
O'BRIEN: "Oh bloody hell"