Chakotay: Tyler! I'll tell her where you put her nude pictures from her Academy days still if you don't let me pass!
Tyler: *thinking* How the heck did he know?
Janeway: *thinking* How the heck did they know? I thought Daddy had them purged.
Captain's Log. Tom Paris has been in sickbay for the past two weeks due to a Malon fever which keeps him making wisecracks. Chakotay has expressed concerns that the doctor may snap any time.
Janeway: Neelix must have the same cooking teacher as Riker did