Janeway: Shoot him!
Chakotay: That's right Ensign, scared aren't you? Four years in the Academy didn't prepare you for this huh? That's right wet yourself kiddo...
B'Elanna: Not another one of the Doctor's save-the-ship fantasies!
For some reason the cream tasted like piss but to spare the feelings of the mentally addled Tuvok, everyone pretended it tasted great.
Kim had a thing for cows, he would start with the mouth and finish with the... udders.
Kim: No! I do not want that on my conscience!