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Old September 5 2013, 05:32 PM   #7
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Re: VOY Caption Contest 112: Restraints, Cows, Kimsanity!

Janeway: Shoot him!
Chakotay: That's right Ensign, scared aren't you? Four years in the Academy didn't prepare you for this huh? That's right wet yourself kiddo...

B'Elanna: Not another one of the Doctor's save-the-ship fantasies!

For some reason the cream tasted like piss but to spare the feelings of the mentally addled Tuvok, everyone pretended it tasted great.

Kim had a thing for cows, he would start with the mouth and finish with the... udders.

Kim: No! I do not want that on my conscience!
Star Trek: The Approaching Shadow...

Caption contest: DS9
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