After a night of Scotch-infused chewing gum and Warp Core Breaches, O'Brien learns the hard way that the Cardassians still manufacture corrugated steel. "How retro!"
"Those ridges look fake. I think it's really Tom Riker!"
Keiko: Let's send her back.
O'Brien. Hold on. New Molly is kind of fun. Maybe you could go back in stead.
O'Brien: You know, to collect flowers or samples or something.
"Face it, Julian, Dax makes love like a Klingon."