Off screen, Archer entertains the crew with his tap routine.
TRIP: T'Pol, be honest. Is there any such thing as Vulcan neuropressure?
T'POL: You got me. I paid off Phlox.
TRIP: I knew it. What real Vulcan technique would be so blatantly erotic?
T'POL: Now want to or not?
HAYES: This is sure to get me cast in the new Die Hard reboot!
REED: No, you have to do it like this.
Archer: This looks obscenely uncomfortable. It's perfect!